Why I am writing this I do not know. I'm supposed to write five things about me and tag five other people.

1. I walk around in my boxers fifty percent of the time.

2. Every time I watch one of those commercials about being a good parent with those scenes of dads playing with their sons, it makes me want to have kids. Then I remember that they're mostly annoying.

3. Patricia Heaton is hot.

4. I am fat and fat is beautiful.

5. When I have nothing to contribute to a conversation, I usually just nod my head and give the "thumbs up" sign.

I tag the five people that will read this xanga.